DEAR LORD THERE’S COVID-19 IN THE COMMUNITY OF THE MOST COMPLACENT CITY IN AUSTRALIA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 MONTHS, WE’RE ALL UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A CANOE

Dammit, I just realised that I probably can’t fill up the car at Applecross tomorrow on account of staying home….

AND IT WAS A GUARANTEED 80 CENTS A LITRE FOR 98 PREMIUM UNLEADED.

AND WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK TO START MANNING JACK ATTACK

AND THAT FRINGE SHOW I WAS ATTENDING ON FRIDAY NIGHT CAN’T GO AHEAD

AND THE SCORCHERS CAN’T PLAY THEIR HOME FINAL AT PERTH STADIUM ON THURSDAY

Eh, they’ll probably bowl 120 wides and lose anyway, we’re not missing much.