Based on a series of plausible events in a regional Victorian town

Crazy Craig picked a $9.50 winner last week.

Just saying.

P(r)ick No.1: In Her Stride (No.8, Barrier 3) E/W in Race 5 at Flemington (MR5), 2:10pm AEST

1400m Fillies & Mares Leilani Series Final

Trainer: John Salanitri, Jockey: Alana Kelly, 55.5kg

Hello hello everybody, it’s Craaaaazy Craig TBFB, Scratchie King of Bairnsdale, and last week after our great success with B-B-B-B-B-Bird’s The Word at Belmont, Crazy Colin wanted to borrow $300 from me…

But I said no, because I made a PROMISE that I was going to give it to the down on their luck mums with prams across Bairnsdale this week!

And guess what?

I DID!

Now, in regards to this week’s racing, I think hear a song coming on, and it seems to be coming from Flemington…

Ain’t nothin’ gonna to break In Her Stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on moving
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break In Her Stride
I’m running and I won’t touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on moving

P(r)ick No.2: Disneck (No.14, Barrier 1) in Race 9 at Randwick (SR9), 3:50pm AEST

1200m BM88 Handicap

Trainer: Bjorn Baker, Jockey: Jay Ford, 52kg

Because when you’re sired by Trapeze Artist, you need to be named after one of Australia’s most memorable American gymnasts…

RICK DISNECK!

“Rick, did one of your sandshoes blow out on the run up to the vault, or did you just **** up?”

“No Darrell, I just ****ed up!”

He hit the deck like a sack a spuds, the young fella!

Enjoy your weekend folks, stay safe, stay negative, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, and remember, I’m Crazy Craig, and that’s why they call me Craaaaaazy Craig!