Based on a series of plausible events in a regional Victorian town

Ladies and gents, followers of the deranged Macedon Madman, welcome to the pilot episode of the Fresh Prince of…

BELCLARE (No.1, Barrier 14) E/W in the Railway Stakes at Ascot (PR8), 4:56pm AWST

Cue the music folks!

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the backer of a horse called Belclare

In West Bairnsdale born and raised
On the sidewalk is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool
And donating scratchies outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started stealing beers in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Morwell”

It’s all true knackers, it’s all true!

Enjoy your Saturday folks, STAY DRY, stay safe, stay negative, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, and remember, I’m Crazy Craig, and that’s why they call me Craaaaaazy Craig!