This week’s report will be re-recorded by Darren McAullay after the fact.

The last day of November, the last day of Spring 2024, and today Crazy Craig has gone to Perth, where he’s selected the horse named after one of Christina Aguilera’s Top 10 hits…

Ain’t No Other Man (No.8, Barrier 4) E/W in Race 5 at Ascot (PR5), 3:08pm AWST (6:08)

1200m 78+ Rating Handicap

Trainers: Sean & Jake Casey, Jockey: William Pike, 54.5kg

Hello hello everybody, I’ve got too much on my plate to rumble through the usual rubbish, but let me tell you what knackers, that song that shares its name with Ain’t No Other Man, who most likely acquired the name due to being sired by Gingerbread Man, could have a line about William Pike…

Ain’t No Other Man but YOU!

On the subject of the song Ain’t No Other Man, on that same album Christina Aguilera released in 2006, on the A-Side she had Ain’t No Other Man, but the next minute on the B-Side, she’s singing about the Candyman…

If my understanding of that album is correct, according to Christina Aguilera, there ain’t no other man like the Candyman?

Can’t blame her for confirming that as we’ve all known since Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was released in 1971… the Candy Man can.

Enjoy your Saturday folks, STAY DRY, stay safe, stay negative, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, and remember, I’m Crazy Craig, and that’s why they call me Craaaaaazy Craig!