Based on a series of plausible events in a regional Victorian town

Only a few weeks left in this season, and with James Cummings’ Godolphin stint coming to an end in some 3 weeks, the racing giant will spread their horses out across 9 trainers in Sydney & Melbourne on the first day of the new season (August 1), they being Chris Waller, Ciaron Maher, Bjorn Baker, Gary Portelli, Joe Pride, Michael Freedman, Anthony & Sam Freedman (Who were already training horses for Godolphin), Tony and Calvin McEvoy, and Ben, JD and Will Hayes.

Fancy that, for many years Colin, David & Peter Hayes all trained horses for Shadwell, which was owned by Sheikh Hamdan bin Rashid Al Maktoum, who was the brother of Godolphin owner Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum.

Still, you know who Sheikh Mohammed didn’t ask to train his horses?

Crazy Craig.

The N.W.A P(r)ick: Outta Compton (No.12, Barrier 8) E/W in Race 9 at Caulfield (MR9), 4:48pm AEST

1700m BM84 Handicap

Trainer: Mark Webb, Jockey: Craig Williams, 58.5kg

Hello hello folks it’s Crazy Craig, TBFB Scratchie King of Bairnsdale, and I’m ready for some West Coast hip-hop gangsta rap with OUTTA COMPTON, ridden by the pretty boy himself Craig Williams and trained by Mark Webb, who I think used to race Formula One cars for Red Bull back when Christian Horner was a respectable team leader, and he’s won his last 2 going up in distance and grade both times, and now he’ll go for the hat-trick as Luke Cartwright jumps off and Williams goes on to offer that tactical x-factor…

Hopefully his beat is also fully sick holmes, so enough of me, let’s get down and beat on some punks, homies!

Also, I can name all the members of N.W.A…..

Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Hollywood Hogan!

Oh wait, that’s the NWO.

Enjoy your Saturday folks, stay safe, stay negative, GAMBLE WITHIN REASON, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, and remember, I’m Crazy Craig, and that’s why they call me Craaaaaazy Craig!