“Here you go knackers, two picks to end the Summer… good luck to you all, look out for the down on their luck, CC, TBFB.”

The Eddie Murphy Pick: Nails Murphy (No.6, Barrier 11) in Race 6 at Eagle Farm (BR6), 3:08pm AEST

1600m Handicap

Trainer: Ciaron Maher, Jockey: Ben Thompson, 52.5kg

As recommended by a man from Dalwallinu, simply known as… T-BONE.

The Wagner Pick: Apocalyptic (No.2, Barrier 4) in the Surround Stakes at Randwick (SR7), 4pm AEDT

1400m 3YO Fillies Group 1 Surround Stakes

Trainer: Michael Freedman, Jockey: Tommy Berry, 56kg

“Because if a second favourite can beat an odds-on favourite tomorrow, it’ll probably be Apocalyptic… so just go and watch Tempted win by 4 lengths eased down!”

“Now, because I found nothing interesting about the word Apocalyptic, here’s the Ride of the Valkyries from Apocalypse Now!”

Enjoy your weekend folks, stay safe, stay negative, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, and remember, I’m Crazy Craig, and that’s why they call me Craaaaaazy Craig!