Couldn’t hit water if we fell out of a boat

3rd Up and ready to disappoint you once again

Hugh Bowman, 100 Group 1 winners… again

Now reopened to international travellers

Crazy Craig gives away scratchies, and life rewards him

Where mediocrity is celebrated with song and dance

The Rule of 3rds applies to Crazy Craig

They told us if we came fourth we’d receive eternal life…. Instead we ran fifth.

Come fourth and receive eternal life, well we finished fifth twice, so do we get something for that?

A race named after Kenny Callander…. Will every horse have an S in their name?