This trophy is the greatest archeological find since King Richard III
Apparently Palm Beach used to be a Beach
Yes, the apocalypse is nigh
Apparently Greg Norman strolls around without a shirt because he’s got a hole in one
Tennis Australia have been gripped by an outbreak of Vic Bias
Big Cat devours Mexican for morning snack.
The rebadged Opel has met its maker.
See, I do recognise the existence of golf!
Making 53 unforced errors per post.
Finally, an Australian men’s team to positively cheer for!