It’s the biggest weekend of the year and I can’t wait for Sunday

Now don’t be sad, ‘CAUSE TWO OUTTA THREE AIN’T BAD

And that’s why they call him CRAAAAAZY CRAIG

Doing our bit for the down on their luck

Good for a relationship, because we’re always coming Second

Recently purchased by Gerry Harvey

Always looking for the short way home

Because you don’t need a lighthouse to go round the twist