The great thing about Festivus this year is that I’ve finally got a Festivus Pole….
Although it is a Lego Festivus Pole from the Seinfeld set:
Now, time for Jerry Stiller to take over:
Welcome newcomers, the tradition of Festivus begins, WITH THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES!
I GOT ALOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT!
YOU, ENGLAND, MY SON TELLS ME YOUR CRICKET TEAM STINKS!
QUIET CRICKET AUSTRALIA, YOU’LL GET YOURS IN A MINUTE.
ENGLAND, YOU COULDN’T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF YOU HAD A HOT DATE WITH A BABE…
I lost my train of thought.