Further to it, Sir Andrew Barron ‘Andy’ Murray, being the sadistic Scotsman that he is, has taken Thanasi Kokkinakis to a 4th Set after 4 hours on Margaret Court Arena…

Despite coming off a marathon 5-set match in the 1st Round, having a rusted metal hip inserted into his person, having repeated schizophrenic arguments with himself, and possessing the turning circle of the Queen Mary.

What a great matchup – A crippled angry Scotsman vs an injury-riddled error-prone Greek-Australian… and right as I type this, Kokkinakis rolled his ankle at the net.

This is probably going to be Craig Tiley when he wakes up at 6am and sees people still on MCA watching a match: