NBA Hall of Famer/Space Jam victim/Dream Team member Sir Charles Barkley, the Chuckster, the Round Mound of Rebound, turns 60 today, which brings to mind something Chuck said back in 2021 when he was told he couldn’t joke about “Big Ole San Antonio women” anymore:

“I’m trying to hang on for another couple of years until I’m 60, and then they can kiss my ass.”

Anyway, to celebrate the occasion, I’ll hold off on kissing Chuck’s ass, so here’s 21 minutes of Chuck straight up roasting people, including the timeless Big Ole’ San Antonio women segment about 9 minutes in.

Ah that great Chuckster quote about travelling to New York to commentate on Knicks games never gets old:

“I left 2 tickets at the hotel for one of my family members… when I got back there was 4 tickets!”