I saw two Knights players in a toilet this week… Asked for their autographs, but they got kicked out for sniffing the pen!
I saw two Knights players in a toilet this week… Asked for their autographs, but they got kicked out for sniffing the pen!
Proctologists, they usually have a good sense of humour
Scott Morrison appointed himself editor of JT’s Sporting Reviews and never told me
And in unrelated news, Adrian Dodoro will somehow remain Essendon’s list manager
I believe this is what the experts would describe as Golden Fist highlight reel material
I believe Carlton are onto the QCs right now to overturn this result
Because you don’t need a lighthouse to go round the twist
I’m a weak-gutted dog… woof woof!
Who’d have thought a Carlton supporter would be Hawthorn’s good luck charm
Two legendary Australian women die in the space of three days….. WE HAVE TO PROTECT KYLIE