I’m the king of wishful thinking

The weapon of Mass Destruction detonates on the Sunshine Coast

You must be double vaccinated to read this…. not

I was one win from describing this day with a Meat Loaf song… Instead, it’s One Outta Three Ain’t Bad

I’m a 16-year-old driving a forklift, because Scott Morrison let me

Miss Conteki loves a cruise, and so does Crazy Craig

Made possible thanks to a legitimate medical exemption from the Australian Government

Dirty Deeds did them dirt cheap at Caulfield, just the way Bon Scott liked it

The New Year is over, when does the autumn start?

Looks Like Elvis was all shook up, Tiger Heart had the eye of the tiger, and Chantorque spun the bookies