Bloody ordinary I tell ya

Special guest tipster: Gladys Berejiklian

On pace tracks are crap when you’re not winning on them

It’s the biggest weekend of the year and I can’t wait for Sunday

You might think you’ve won, but you haven’t really

Reaching brand new lows that you thought were totally possible

Destined for big things…. Most of them not great

Elephant doesn’t get his trunk down, and the result is that he’s not unbeaten anymore