The Bulldogs and Cowboys in 8th and 9th after a game that featured a combined total of 10 points.

Souths in 12th.

The dear old Roosters in 15th….

And ****in’ Manly are stone motherless last, with the 3 of them scoring all of 3 tries between them:

Now, simply ignoring the fact that I picked all three of them to win in the Random NRL Picks for Round 1, I find it totally appropriate that Manly and Easts are going to be playing each other on Friday night in Round 2….

That way there’s a good chance one of them are going to be stone motherless last after the opening fortnight of the season.