Average maximum temperate in Perth for the month of December: 29.5 degrees Celsius, or 35 degrees Celsius once global warming takes her unholy vengeance on the mining industry.

Weather at midday today, December 13: 16.5 degrees Celsius, apparent temperature 14.4 degrees Celsius, windy and drizzling.

Bearing in my mind I work at what could be considered Jandakot, so outside it felt like 12 degrees with a howling Easterly… looked like it too, as we saw the powerlines outside, reminding us of man’s ability to generate electricity.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, IT’S NOT EVEN 2 WEEKS TO GO UNTIL CHRISTMAS AND WE’RE STILL STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF FRIKKIN’ SPRING.

IN FACT, IT WAS THAT COLD THAT THERE WERE CANADIAN TOURISTS ARRIVING AT PERTH INTERNATIONAL TODAY DEMANDING REFUNDS, BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE STILL IN CANADA.

Sort it out, where’s that unbearable heatwave when we need it.