I Wish I Win in the Newmarket Handicap at Flemington… 3rd ($1.90p) and soundly beaten by In Secret

The only runner that wasn’t within half a length.

Sheeza Belter in the Coolmore Classic at Rosehill = 3rd ($3.25p) in a 3-way finish, beaten a runny nose by Espiona and Pride of Jenni

For me that was the most brutal one of them all, because Sheeza Belter was absolutely flying but just couldn’t run down either of them.

And finally, Magnificent Andy in Race 6 at Ascot = 2nd, beaten by a ****in’ 21/1 runner Classic Rogue.

Good lord, he was ridden absolutely perfectly by Brad Parnham, one outside the leader, and somehow this shitkicker that had been beaten 7 lengths last start has absolutely sprouted wings and beaten him a half length.

Alternatively, this post could be titled:

IF YOU TOOK ALL OF CRAZY CRAIG’S PICKS AS PLACE BETS AND STUCK THEM IN A MULTI, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MADE A PROFIT.