Ladies and gents, I’ve witnessed some of the most sickening things ever seen on a racecourse.
Ladies and gents, I’ve witnessed some of the most sickening things ever seen on a racecourse.
You’ll come in expecting nothing, and still be disappointed.
I’M DAZED AND CONFUSED, PEOPLE
That guide where I pick favourites, and laugh at the concept of punting.
Ash Barty, back at No.1!
Making 53 unforced errors per post.
Where failure is celebrated
Filled with mentions of Damien Oliver.
Finally, an Australian men’s team to positively cheer for!
3 outta 4 ain’t bad