The place where $4 is considered long odds

Everybody’s got a Hungry Heart!

You’ll expect nothing and still be disappointed

Let us ride to RUSSIAN CAMELOT!

Happy not quite Grand Final Weekend to you all

Beating bankruptcy by a lip on the post

Promising the Earth and delivering Uranus

Crazy Colin, Crazy Craig, they’re both Crazy good!

Come fourth and receive nothing

A Scratching And 3 Placings – The Story Of A Luckless Punter