You’ll go Stradbroke if you punt in Queensland
The place where $4 is considered long odds
Everybody’s got a Hungry Heart!
You’ll expect nothing and still be disappointed
Let us ride to RUSSIAN CAMELOT!
Happy not quite Grand Final Weekend to you all
Beating bankruptcy by a lip on the post
Promising the Earth and delivering Uranus
Crazy Colin, Crazy Craig, they’re both Crazy good!
Come fourth and receive nothing