Having a laugh on a Saturday afternoon

Can’t go totally broke backing 2 winners a day

Laughing in the face of repeated failure

Elite Street has more Group 1 wins than Classique Legend

Doing to tipping what Claytons did to whisky

An Inspirational day, complete with an Inspirational stubby holder

Come fourth and get nothing in return

You wouldn’t believe I actually picked a winner

The mythical land where $2.50 is long odds