Ladies and gents, I’ve witnessed some of the most sickening things ever seen on a racecourse.
Ladies and gents, I’ve witnessed some of the most sickening things ever seen on a racecourse.
You’ll come in expecting nothing, and still be disappointed.
I’M DAZED AND CONFUSED, PEOPLE
That guide where I pick favourites, and laugh at the concept of punting.
3 outta 4 ain’t bad
That guide where we back favourites, who probably have funny names.
We’re more pathetic than the Adelaide Football Club
We’re so desperate that we’re now betting in Illawarra.
More successful than Tom Waterhouse
Finger nail deep analysis of short-priced runners